{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, and the cat - 230.","length":70}
{"fact":"The cat's footpads absorb the shocks of the landing when the cat jumps.","length":71}
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11/11/11 is a 2011 horror film directed by Keith Allan and starring Jon Briddell, Erin Coker, and Hayden Byerly. It is The Asylum's \"mockbuster\" equivalent to Darren Lynn Bousman's 11-11-11. It is also a knockoff of The Omen.
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{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is in extreme pain.","length":56}
{"fact":"Tigers are excellent swimmers and do not avoid water.","length":53}
{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
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