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{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
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\"Without Me\" is a song by American recording artist Fantasia featuring Kelly Rowland and Missy Elliott. It serves as the second single from Fantasia's fourth studio album, Side Effects of You (2013). The song premiered on Fantasia's official Vevo account on April 17, 2013.
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{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
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La vedova scaltra is an updated opera-buffa in three acts by Ermanno Wolf-Ferrari to a text by Mario Ghisalberti, after Carlo Goldoni's original play first given in 1748.
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